dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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