I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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