i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Did you just see the Batmobile???
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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