Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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