All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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