When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
His nipple licking is glorious
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