the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Randomize
