Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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