Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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