Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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