im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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