weddingsv make me drug and hornr
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
And then he peed in my hair
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