okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
Randomize
