I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
MIDGETS
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Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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