He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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