I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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