scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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