We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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