For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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