What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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