i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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