ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
