Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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