there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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