I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Hippo gnu deer
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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