she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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