So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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