after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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