I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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