How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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