We're facebook friends in real life
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
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