You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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