Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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