Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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