direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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