Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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