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• (804): View more from Virginia

  You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.

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  If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.

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• (408): View more from California

  Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you

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• (718): View more from New York

  You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.

  (310): View more from California

  Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam

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• (909): View more from California

  I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha

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• (516): View more from New York

  Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole

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