so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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