i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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