forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
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