Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
sick fucks of a feather flock together
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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