So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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