everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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