wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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