I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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