he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I'm always down for nudity.
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