Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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