if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Randomize
