I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Randomize
