Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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